Bubba: Toad, do you like boys?
Toad: No, I just think they are cute.
Bubba: Who do you think is cute?
Toad: Well, ***** is cute. He is shy so he acts mean and aggressive to me. That means he likes me.
Bubba: Really?
Toad: Yeah.
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Later:
Bubba: Who is your favorite president?
Toad: George Washington.
Bubba: Well, my favorite president is George Clooney.
Toad: Don’t you mean George Bush?
Bubba: No, George Clooney.
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Still Later:
Toad: Bubba, who do you think is the smartest person in the world, your mom or your dad?
Bubba: Hmmm, I would have to go with my Dad.
Me: What! Why?
Bubba: Well, you see Mom, sometimes you put the remote in the freezer and the milk in the cupboard.
Toad: Yeah, Mom. You do lots of funny things. But don’t worry, we love you like that.
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They were really on a roll today because then I heard this:
Toad: Bubba, who do you think is going to die first. Mom or Dad?
Bubba: Mom.
Toad: No, she isn’t! Dad is older. (Actually, I am older but they can go ahead and think that)
Bubba: Yeah, but Mom’s face looks old. (WHAT!!!!, Thanks a lot Bubba, lol)
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